Nagai vachurukka idam…

Thief : Unga veetla nagai ellam enga vachururkanga?

Baby: Ice cream vaangitha solren

Thief: Ok.Inthaa.

Baby: Adagu kadaila

Thief: Pullaiya nee…!

Leave a Comment December 18, 2009

Jokes: A very good sign to get lots of money

A man went to an astrologer and deposited Rs. 100 as his fees. Then he told the astrologer that his right palm is itching . The astrologer said this is a very good sign and assured him that he will get lots of money. Then the man said his left palm also itching. The astrologer said that this is very very good sign and assured him that he will get money and property too. Then he said that his right foot is also since this morning. The astrologer said that this is the sign of travelling to foreign countries. At last the man said that his left foot has also started itching.

The Astrologer pulled out a 10 rupee note and told him that he had nothing but suffering from acute Eczima.

1 Comment December 14, 2009

Jokes: Lawyer pays it fully

An old man was on his deathbed. He wanted badly to take all his money

with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his

bedside.

“Here’s $500,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put

this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me.”

At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in

a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed that he

had only put $400,000 into the envelope because he needed $100,000 for

a new roof for his church.

“Well, since we’re confiding in each other,” said the doctor, “I only

put $300,000 in the envelope because we needed a new machine at the

hospital which cost $200,000.”

The lawyer was aghast. “I’m ashamed of both of you,” he exclaimed. “I

want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my

personal check for the full $500,000.”

Leave a Comment November 30, 2009

Jokes: There’s a dead beetle in my soup

Customer : Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.

Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Leave a Comment November 30, 2009

Jokes: Do you serve crabs?

Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?

Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

Leave a Comment November 30, 2009

Jokes: Any great man born in this village?

One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?

Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!

Leave a Comment November 24, 2009

Jokes: Wanted to make a STD call to punjab

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,

He wanted to save money so what did he do?

Simple!

He went to punjab and made a local call..

Leave a Comment November 24, 2009