Jokes: Wanted to make a STD call to punjab

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,

He wanted to save money so what did he do?

Simple!

He went to punjab and made a local call..

Leave a Comment November 24, 2009

Jokes: Its Tipu sultan’s chair

Santa went to Mysore palace.

Tourist guide :  Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan’s chair

Santa :  Oye dont worry yaar i’ll get up when he comes.!!..

Leave a Comment November 24, 2009

Funny: Nan oru migaperiya sms rowdy

Nan oru migaperiya sms rowdynu katathan wanteda message anupuren

Sinam konda singathoda messagea delete panna athu cellaiye sedhachudum

paravallaya?

Ivlo pesuravan call pannalenu ketkuringala?

Tower strong but balance konjam weak!

Next messagela meet panren.

Varta.!

Leave a Comment November 24, 2009

Jokes: Software and Hardware …

Senthil: Anne Software na enna? Hardware na enna?

Goungamani : Dai mandaya! sediyai pidunguna athula irupathu soft veru! maratha pidunguna athula irupathu hard veru!

4 Comments November 22, 2009

Jokes: Beggar too made a lover…

Beggar: Sir, please give Rs.6 for coffee…

Man: Coffee? Its Rs.3

Beggar: 1 for my lover

Man: Wov! Beggar too made a lover?

Beggar: No sir, Lover made me a beggar !

1 Comment November 20, 2009

Jokes: Wife hit her husband with frying pan …

Wife hit her husband with frying pan

Husband: What was that for…..?

Wife: I found a paper in your pocket

with the name Jenny on it…

Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.

Wife: Sorry..!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again

Husband: What now..?

Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

1 Comment November 18, 2009

Jokes: It’s easier to shoot a woman …

Judge: Why did you shoot your wife, instead of shooting her lover?

Sardar: Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

1 Comment November 18, 2009